Take Your Dog To Work Day

depressed dog rests on files model released. Image shot 2006. Exact date unknown.

Good news, guys! It’s International Take Your Dog to Work Day! What a wonderful time of year! Just like Christmas, but so much better. Plus, dogs are gifts that keep on giving. They provide unconditional love, companionship, and who can forget all those little surprises they leave behind the couch when you’re not around to […]

What’s A Copywriter, Anyway?


Copywriting is hard work. Stringing words together to create sentences? Now that’s what I call a tough task. Without copywriters, how would we even begin to know which cereals are the most ‘Crunchtastic’ or which running shoes will get you laid? (You know, Just Do It? No? Did I misunderstand that one? Ok.) They work […]



Life imitates art, you know? Television is a funny thing in the way that it influences society. After first watching CSI, I had an epiphany. I was going to be a crime scene investigator, and spend my days spitting out snappy one-liners, and I’d dye my hair orange, and be just like the guy on […]